Thank you kindly for taking the time to say hello.
Today I heard that the world’s oldest man passed away in Japan at 116 years of age.
If it wasn’t for the terrible fire in the Fort Guff courthouse I feel sure that the title would be mine.
For those of you that wish to know my secret for longevity….I’ll tell you, its grumpiness.
Yes sir that’s right, forget the special diets and superfoods its all down to being ornery on a regular basis.
Try it, you’ll be amazed at the results.