Thank you kindly for calling, we do like to meet old friends even if they do pop in unannounced and eat you out of house and home.
To those of you who continue to enquire about the Raccoon raider mence that has caused so much damage and disruption here in Guff County let me update you all.
1 / There have been no confirmed sightings of the rascally ragamuffins since my last post.
2 / Law enforcement officials are baffled, befuddled and just plain stumped about their disappearance.
3 / I am not.
Well lets just say that my back is better and my ‘gator hound knows exactly how to deal with this type of crittur.
Finally I simply cannot confirm or deny the rumor that there is a small truckload of rampaging Raccoon’s currently destroying my neighbors root cellar.
In other news, our little book Granpa Guff and the pasta wars will be half price on amazon starting the 29th of November until the 1st of December.
we hope you enjoy it.