Guffsylvania?
The only state to fight against both the North and the South during the civil war. After the war all mentions of Guffsylvania in the history books and on maps of the USA were removed as punishment.
What age is Granpa Guff really?
He’s old enough than to know better to answer that question, next!
Why can’t I find a picture of a Louisiana Gator hound?
Normally only found in swamps hunting gators late at night so they can be difficult to track down.
Is Brad really that annoying?
Well Gertie seems to think so, but in truth he’s just a very curious young man and nowadays you can never ask enough questions.
Whats wrong with Raccoons?
Just about everything.
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